Swag Valance's Home Page

Welcome to the new frontier of TV evangelism...
Pastor of The First Church of the Web...
The world's first and only Web Evangelist...
Hardest working man in the embezzlement biz...

Reverend Swag Valance!

"Take if from me, Jeff Conaway...
Learn to write home pages in less than 1 hour with results like this!"

--Jeff Conaway, "Bobby" from TV's Taxi

Welcome to my utterly vile and HEEEEDIOUS home page.
Today's menu includes:

• Prerequesite Personal Info
• What's In My Ears, including:
  • the Quick Fix Music Review List
  • the Drive Like Jehu Home Page
• Strange Habits and Ticks
• Just Plain SICK

"After working at SLAC [sister lab of CERN] on the development of America's
first web site in May 1991, I now know what the creators of the atom bomb must have
felt like. Sometimes I wish we can turn back time and destroy it all in the early days ...
before it was too late."

-- Swag Valance, 28Nov95, on the proliferation of the web and Internet profiteers

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• Created: 31May94
• Last modified: 08Jul96
• NOW Netrape(tm) reduced as to not waste your download time with gratuitous and purely worthless graphics, plug-ins, and Java applets!!!
• This site fully supports The Bandwidth Conservation Society.
• Maintained by Swag Valance (sometimes called "Greg Sherwin" by his biological parents).
• Please e-mail all flames to gsherwin@nyx.net.