Just Plain SICK

• Dan Rostenkowski's favorite page and mine, the Confession Booth.
• Mind-exploding plagarism from the Weekly World News.
• Jerking off on the job? Good luck collecting workman's comp when you try to write off that carpal tunnel syndrome as a work-related injury. Here's some tips from a Guide to Mormon Youth to avoid those costly, career-ending injuries.
• No, it's not from the Terrorist's Handbook but from Wonderbra central (i.e., Cosmo): How To Make An Impact On A Man
• For the criminally insane, the Scott Baio: Antichrist page.
• Speaking of the Antichrist, get the lowdown on what's new in the sick and twisted world of TV evangelism at Snake Oil.
• Maybe the guy has none of his own content, but what a collection of SICK sites!
• U.S. Postal Service Home Page.

"It happens sometimes ... people just explode. Natural causes."

-- Agent Rogersz on the subject of spontaneous human combustion, Repo Man

• Created 07Jun94
• Last modified 07May96
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