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Ladies and gentlemen --
Welcome to the new frontier of TV evangelism...
Pastor of The First Church of the Web...
The world's first and only Web Evangelist...
Hardest working man in the embezzlement biz...
Reverend Swag Valance!
"Take if from me, Jeff Conaway...
Learn to write home pages in less than 1 hour with results like this!"
- --Jeff Conaway, "Bobby" from TV's Taxi
Welcome to my utterly vile and HEEEEDIOUS home page.
Today's menu includes:
- "After working at SLAC [sister lab of CERN] on the development of
first web site in
May 1991, I now
know what the creators
of the atom bomb must have
felt like. Sometimes I wish we can turn
back time and destroy it all in the early days ...
before it was too
- -- Swag Valance, 28Nov95, on the proliferation of the web and Internet
- Created: 31May94
- Last modified: 08Jul96
- NOW Netrape(tm) reduced as to not waste your download time with
gratuitous and purely worthless graphics, plug-ins, and Java applets!!!
- This site fully supports
The Bandwidth Conservation Society.
- Maintained by Swag Valance
(sometimes called "Greg Sherwin" by his biological parents).
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