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Ladies and gentlemen --

Welcome to the new frontier of TV evangelism...
Pastor of The First Church of the Web...
The world's first and only Web Evangelist...
Hardest working man in the embezzlement biz...

Reverend Swag Valance!

"Take if from me, Jeff Conaway...
Learn to write home pages in less than 1 hour with results like this!"
--Jeff Conaway, "Bobby" from TV's Taxi

Welcome to my utterly vile and HEEEEDIOUS home page.
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"After working at SLAC [sister lab of CERN] on the development of America's
first web site in
May 1991, I now know what the creators of the atom bomb must have
felt like. Sometimes I wish we can turn back time and destroy it all in the early days ...
before it was too late."
-- Swag Valance, 28Nov95, on the proliferation of the web and Internet profiteers


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