Angel's Lullaby
by Richard Marx

I was never alive
Till the day I was blessed with you.
When I hold you at night
I know what I was put here to do.

I turn off the world
And listen to you sigh,
And I will sing my angel's lullaby.

Know I'm forever near,
The one you can always call.
Right now all you know to fear
Are the shadows on your wall...

And I'm here, close enough
To kiss the tears you cry
And I will sing my angel's lullaby.

So tell me how to stop the years from racing.
Is there a secret someone knows?
I'll never catch all the memories I'm chasing,
I'll never be ready to let go.

And when the world seems cold,
You feel that all of your strength is gone,
There may be one tiny voice --
Your reason to carry on.

And when I'm not close enough
To kiss the tears you cry
You will sing your angel's lullaby.

Let this be our angel's lullaby....

"Your chances of winning the Powerball are virtually the same whether you buy a ticket or not."

--David Letterman

All Good Things
By Jackson Browne

God I wish I was home
Laying 'round with my friends
The call of the wild
Caution thrown to the wind
The fall of the child
Where the longing begins
All good things got to come to an end

Like a river flows
Rolling 'till it ends in the sea
Our pleasure grows
Rolling 'till it ends in you and me

Now as the dark gathers into the sky
And legions of might go thundering by
Regions of light grow dim and then die
And we with our wings
Wait for morning to fly

Like a river flows
Rolling 'till it ends in the sea
Our pleasure grows
Rolling 'till it ends in you and me

Here where the angels
Have appeared and are gone
Your face like an ember
Glows in the dawn
But I want you to remember
All wild deeds live on
All good times, all good friends

All good things got to come to an end
The thrills have to fade
Before they come 'round again
The bills will be paid
And the pleasure will mend
All good things got to come to an end

All good times, all good friends
All good things got to come to an end

"Everybody down -- he's becoming disgruntled!"

--The Pointy-Haired Boss, Dilbert

"One day my two-year-old came up to me and asked me if he could have croutons with his nursing."

--Sandi Kahn Shelton

"Now, wait a minute! That name is my legacy to you! I got it from my father, and he got it from his father...and he traded a mule for it, and that mule went on to save spring break!"

--Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons

"Brown sugar...why is it so good?"

--David Huff

"Vengeance is mine. It's an attitude that is becoming more and more prevalent these days -- the lunatic's battle cry, the mantra of the alienated, the dysfunctional, the outraged, the fanatical. Me, me, me! they shriek. I'm what's important, nothing and nobody else. And all the while they're stockpiling handguns and assault weapons and explosive materials, getting ready to Make Them Pay. And when the pressure becomes too great, the shrieks too deafening in their own ears, out they go to perpetrate as much carnage and mayhem as they can in the name of glorious retribution, in the sick, pathetic certainty that their deaths and the deaths of their victims will have more meaning than their empty lives.

There is something fundamentally skewed about a society that breeds so many psychos of this type; that teaches violence, or at least offers more than a modicum of tacit approval of it, as a viable problem-solving option; that allows some individuals to believe, actually feel morally justified in their belief, that it's all right to slaughter innocent people as a means of Fighting Back or Getting Even.

--The Nameless Detective, Boobytrap

"Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first."

--Bender, Futurama

Show Me The Way
by Styx

Every night I say a prayer
In the hopes that there's a heaven,
But every day I'm more confused
As the saints turn into sinners.
All the heroes and legends I knew as a child
Have fallen to idols of clay,
And I feel this empty place inside,
So afraid that I've lost my faith.

Show me the way,
Show me the way,
Take me tonight to the river
And wash my illusions away
Please show me the way.

And as I slowly drift to sleep,
For a moment dreams are sacred.
I close my eyes and know there's peace
In a world so filled with hatred
That I wake up each morning and turn on the news
To find we've so far to go....
And I keep on hoping for a sign,
So afraid I just won't know.

Show me the way,
Show me the way,
Bring me tonight to the mountain
And take my confusion away --
And show me the way.

And if I see a light,
Should I believe?
Tell me, how will I know?

Show me the way,
Show me the way,
Take me tonight to the river
And wash my illusions away.

Show me the way,
Show me the way,
Give me the strength and the courage
To believe that I'll get there someday --
And please show me the way.

And every night I say a prayer
In the hopes that there's a heaven.