"You're probably the most wishy-washy person I've ever known! You're really not much use to anyone, Charlie Brown! You're weak, and dumb, and boring, and hopeless!"

"Incidentally, how come I never hear you sing anymore?"

--Lucy

"Frohyke, it's people like you who give perversion a bad name."

--Fox Mulder, The X-Files

Drinking Alone by Moonlight
by Li Po

Here among the flowers a single jug of wine,
No close friends here, I pour alone
And lift cup to bright moon, ask it to join me,
Then face my shadow and we become three.
The moon never has known how to drink,
All my shadow does is follow my body,
But with moon and shadow as companions a while,
This joy I find must catch spring while it's here.
I sing, the moon just lingers on,
I dance, and my shadow scatters wildly.
When still sober we share friendship and pleasure,
Then entirely drunk each goes his own way --
Let us join in travels beyond human feelings
And plan to meet far in the river of stars.

"You don't have to save the world, you just have to keep a little of it from slipping through the cracks."

--Advertisement in Local Bus

"I wish I had a corduroy trenchcoat."

--Adam Wood

"Remember: Don't take life too seriously, or you'll never get out of it alive."

--Old Man at Albertson's

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

--Sarah Benson

"Even your chair hurts when you get the flu."

--Sign on Nurse's Door

"What does Hitler have to do with Smurfs?"

--Andrew Churnside

"If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the solution."

--Nicholas Thomas