"Ducks don't get gauss rifles!"

--Stephen McCray

"1 NO DRINK - $0.00"

--Coco's Restaurant Receipt

"For a second, I thought there was a fat woman doing deep-knee bends in the middle of the street."

--Jim Cypser

World In Motion
by Jackson Browne

Sun going down in the USA
Down on Main there's a family sleeping in a doorway
Around the corner you can hear the sound
People dancing around the golden calf
Those who have not, those who have

On the billboards and the TV screens
They got food and cars and toys and trucks and jeans
Like a homeless child's fitful dreams
Smiling faces free from wanting
Life's abundances beyond counting

World in motion -- speed your changes Close your distances, find your angels
Lose your fears and meet your dangers
World in motion

Once we were running through smoke and fire
Running into the sun
In the rush of youth, for love and truth
Our deeds were done
Now we awake with a world at stake
And a race we run
We run

Sun going down on the USA
Sun coming up a hundred years away
On another world and another time
Things like hunger, greed, and hatred
One way or another, gonna be eradicated

World in motion -- speed your changes
Close your distances, drive your angels
Lose your fears and meet your dangers
World in motion

Til the world I look out at this world and see
Is the world I know this world can be
You have a volunteer in me
Now come on

"Donuts...is there anything they can't do?"

--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Unchained Melody
by Hy Zaret

Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long and lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?

I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me

Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea
To the open arms of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me, wait for me
I'll be coming home, wait for me

Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?

I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me

"I should warn you, Fry -- our company doctor is a bit odd. He wears sandals."

--The Professor, Futurama

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me.
I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be;
I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day
As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

--Edgar A. Guest

"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel."

--Bart Simpson, The Simpsons