Hello! My name is Tony and I'm looking for a serious relationship. I don't have time to meet every eligible woman in Minneapolis -- much less pursue them -- so I'm offering a reward in exchange for your help.
Whoever introduces me to my future wife gets $1000
You can even introduce yourself and claim the reward as a wedding present!
In order to be eligible for the reward, you must arrange for me to meet the woman in question. Specifically, it is not enough to send me a list of names and phone numbers, or worse yet, e-mail addresses.
There are a lot of crazies out there, people. I reveal a lot of information about myself on these pages. I don't need trouble.
Like I say at the top, I'm very busy and would like to broaden my social circle. The Internet seems like an ideal way to do this. I've said a lot more here than would fit into a personal ad. I think a financial incentive is a good way to get people to help me meet women.
You have learned a lot about me on these pages. Ask yourself this question: Would you want your (friend, sister, daughter, niece, co-worker) to date me? Would you be willing to introduce us at no charge if you already knew me? Well, doesn't the reward offer give you that much more reason to do so?
Please help all three of us. Send me that e-mail!