Disclaimer

Unfortunately, I have to put this thing here because I'm sure there are some people out there who will not get the joke. This whole Booze Council thing is satire. It's not for real. It's a joke made frequently on the television show Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I thought it would be funny to expand upon it.

Do not send me angry letters about how I'm promoting alcoholism or something, and don't call your Attorney General or elected officials demanding that the Miss Booze pageants be allowed. Just relax.

If you have any comments, or suggestions for new material, feel free to send them to me. If I decide to steal your ideas, I promise I'll mention your name. All of the Booze Council's pages have been HTML 2.0 checked by WebTechs.

Vance Kochenderfer

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