[I found this on the net.  The author apparently wanted to be anonymous.]


  THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS

  I did not kill my lovely wife.
  I did not slash her with a knife.
  I did not bonk her on the head.
  I did not know that she was dead.


  I stayed at home that fateful night.
  I took a cab, then took a flight.
  The bag I had was just for me.
  My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

  When I came home I had a gash.
  My hand was cut from broken glass.
  I cut my hand on broken glass.
  A broken glass did cause that gash.

  I have nothing, nothing to hide.
  My friend, he took me for a ride.

  Did you take this person's life?
  Did you do it with a knife?

  I did not do it with a knife.
  I did not, could not kill my wife.
  I did not do this awful crime.
  I could not, would not anytime.

  Did you hit her from above?
  Did you drop this bloody glove?

  I did not hit her from above.
  I cannot even wear that glove.
  I did not do it with a knife.
  I did not, could not kill my wife.
  I did not do this awful crime.
  I could not, would, not, anytime.

  And now I'm free, I can return
  To my house for which I yearn.
  And to my family whom I love.
  Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!