[EMPTYDAY] COUNT=1 001=No new or due items today, but check the To Do list!~"Why not today?!" [FORTUNECOOKIE] COUNT=229 ; = ~ ~ 001 = Trial is a search for truth. 002 = It's not easy taking my problems one at a ~time when they refuse to get in line. - Ashleigh Brilliant 003 = Nice guys are winners before the game even ~starts. - Addison Walker 004 = Justice is incidental to law and order. ~- J. Edgar Hoover 005 = Keep a stiff upper chin. ~- Samuel Goldwyn 006 = Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side ~effects. 007 = Learning music by reading about it is like ~making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti 008 = Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, ~and the whole world will be clean. -Goethe 009 = Government exists to metastasize. ~-George Will 010 = Let's have some new cliches. ~- Samuel Goldwyn 011 = Life is an unbroken succession of false situations. - Thornton Wilder 012 = Logic is a system whereby one may go wrong ~with confidence. - Charles Kettering 013 = Love cures people; both the ones who give ~it, and the ones who receive it. -Dr. K.Menninger 014 = Love your neighbors, but don't pull down ~the fence. - Chinese proverb 015 = Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die ~young. - Russell Banks 016 = Make things as simple as possible, but no ~simpler. - Albert Einstein 017 = Man is an infant, with the toys of a child,~and delusions of adulthood. - A. Cygni 018 = Man is only happy as he finds a work worth ~doing, and does it well. - E. Merrill Root 019 = Man is the only animal that blushes... or ~needs to. - Mark Twain 020 = The only thing new in the world is the ~history you don't know. - Harry S. Truman 021 = Miracles happen to those who beleive in ~them. - Bernard Berenson 022 = Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing ~succeeds like excess. - Oscar Wilde 023 = Money is like an arm or leg: use it or ~lose it. - Henry Ford 024 = Most of the evils of life arise from man's ~being unable to sit still in a room. -B. Pascal 025 = My life has a superb cast but I can't ~figure out the plot. - Ashleigh Brilliant 026 = Never insult an alligator until after you ~have crossed the river. - Cordel Hull 027 = Never invest your money in anything that ~eats or needs painting. - Billy Rose 028 = Government has no other end than the ~preservation of property. - John Locke 029 = No affectation of peculiarity can conceal ~a commonplace mind. - W. Somerset Maugham 030 = No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. ~- Murray Kempton 031 = No man can be a patriot on an empty ~stomach. - William Cowper 032 = No man remains quite what he was when he ~recognizes himself. - Thomas Mann 033 = No one can make you feel inferior without ~your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt 034 = No one has ever bet enough on a winning ~horse. - Richard Sasuly 035 = No one really knows enough to be a ~pessimist. - Norman Cousins 036 = Nostalgia is the realization that things ~weren't as unbearable as they seemed at the time. 037 = Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. ~- Ralph Waldo Emerson 038 = Nothing great was ever achieved without ~enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 039 = Nothing is more intolerable than to have to ~admit to yourself your own errors -Beethoven 040 = Nothing so needs reforming as other ~peoples' habits. - Mark Twain 041 = Often it is fatal to live too long. ~- Racine 042 = One way to prevent conversation from being ~boring is to say the wrong thing. -Frank Sheed 043 = Our bodies are our gardens, to which our ~wills are gardeners. - William Shakespeare 044 = You're where you are because of who you are. ~But who you are is not as important as who you become. 045 = Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual ~power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. - Martin Luther King, Jr. 046 = Over and over again mediocrity is promoted ~because real worth isn't to be found. -Kathleen Norris 047 = Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only ~be achieved by understanding -Albert Einstein 048 = Peace may cost as much as war, ~but it is a better buy. 049 = Pedestrians never seem to realize that they ~are a threat to the safety of cars. -Thomas Sowell 050 = Imagination is more important than knowledge. ~- Albert Einstein 051 = People who never get carried away should be. ~- Malcolm S. Forbes 052 = That's the way it is with explorers, ~sometimes they feel lost. - "Three Wishes" 053 = Politicians should read science fiction, ~not westerns and detective stories. -Arthur C. Clarke 054 = Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit ~and virtue. It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright. - Benjamin Franklin 055 = Prejudice is the reason of fools. ~- Voltaire 056 = If you risk nothing, then you risk ~everything. - Geena Davis 057 = Put more trust in nobility of character ~than in an oath. - Solon 058 = Rainbows apologize for angry skies. ~- Sylvia A. Viorol 059 = Real knowledge is to know the extent of ~one's ignorance. - Confucius 060 = Real love stories never have endings. ~- Richard Bach 061 = Really, we create nothing. We merely ~plagiarize nature. - Jean Baitaillon 062 = Remember: the average is as close to ~the bottom as it is to the top. 063 = Rich men without convictions are more ~dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity. -George Bernard Shaw 064 = Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a ~needle and discovering the farmer's daughter. -Julius H. Comroe. 065 = Since a politician never believes what he ~says, he is surprised when others believe him. -Charles de Gaulle 066 = Sleep is conducive to beauty. Even velvet ~looks worn when it loses its nap. - Joan L. Zielin 067 = So far, I haven't heard of anybody who ~wants to stop living on account of the cost. -Kin Hubbard 068 = Some painters transform the sun into a ~yellow spot; others transform a yellow spot into the sun. -Pablo Picasso 069 = Some people strengthen the society just by ~being the kind of people they are. -John W. Gardner 070 = Speak when you are angry and you will make ~the best speech you will ever regret. -Ambrose Bierce 071 = Suicide is cheating the doctors out of a job. ~- Billings 072 = Take care to get what you like, or you will ~be forced to like what you get. -George Bernard Shaw 073 = Take from me the hope that I can change ~the future and you will send me mad. -Israel Zangwill 074 = Technological progress is like an axe in ~the hands of a pathological criminal. -Albert Einstein 075 = Tell the truth and run. ~- Yugoslav proverb 076 = The art of acting consists of keeping ~people from coughing. - Sir Ralph Richardson 077 = The art of medicine consists of amusing the~ patient while nature cures the disease. -Voltaire 078 = The best way to become acquainted with a ~subject is to write a book about it. -Benjamin Disraeli 079 = The bible shows the way to go to heaven, ~not the way the heavens go. - Galileo 080 = The coward regards himself as cautious; the ~miser, as thrifty. -Publilius Syrus 081 = The fault lies not with our technologies ~but with our systems. - Roger Levian 082 = The fewer the facts, the stronger the ~opinion -Arnold H. Glascow 083 = The first condition of immortality is ~death. -Stanislaw Lec 084 = The first thing we do, let's kill all the ~lawyers. -Shakespeare: Henry VI, Part 2, act ii 085 = The genius, wit, and spirit of a nation are ~discovered by their proverbs. -Francis Bacon 086 = The great artist is the simplifier. ~- Henri Frederic Amiel 087 = The greatest use of life is to spend it for ~something that will outlast it. -William James 088 = The greatness of a man can nearly always be ~measured by his willingness to be kind. -G. Young 089 = The mistake you make is in trying to figure~ it out. - Tennessee Williams 090 = The most important thing a father can do ~for his children is to love their mother. -Reverend Hesburgh 091 = The most incomprehensible thing about the ~world is that it is comprehensible. -Albert Einstein. 092 = The religion of one seems madness unto ~another. -Thomas Browne 093 = The show-off is always shown up in a ~showdown 094 = The smallest fact is a window through which~ the infinite may be seen. - Aldous Huxley 095 = The trouble with our times is that the ~future is not what it used to be. - Paul Valory 096 = The world has achieved brilliance without ~conscience. - Omar N. Bradley 097 = Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. - Omar N. Bradley 098 = The world stands aside to let anyone pass ~who knows where he is going. -David Starr Jordan 099 = There are no second acts in American lives.~ -F. Scott Fitzgerald 100 = There are thousands hacking at the branches ~of evil to one who is striking at the root. -Thoreau 101 = A blow with a word strikes deeper than a ~blow with a sword. - Robert Burton 102 = Things are more like they are now than they ~ever were before. - Dwight D. Eisenhower 103 = This world is comedy to those that think, a ~tragedy to those that feel. - Horace Walpole 104 = Those who dream by day are cognizant of many ~things which escape those who dream only by night. -Edgar Allan Poe 105 = Those who welcome death have only tried it ~from the ears up. - Wilson Mizner 106 = A large income is the best recipe for ~happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austin 107 = Throw a lucky man in the sea, and he will ~come up with a fish in his mouth. - Arab proverb 108 = Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately ~it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz 109 = Time is what we want most, but alas, what ~we use worst. - William Penn 110 = Tip the world over on its side and everything ~loose will land in Los Angeles. -Frank Lloyd Wright 111 = To generalize is to be an idiot. -William Blake 112 = To sin by silence when they should protest ~makes cowards out of men. - Abraham Lincoln 113 = Too much of a good thing is wonderful. ~-Mae West. 114 = Trapped, like a trap in a trap. - Dorothy Parker 115 = Try not to become a man of success, but rather, ~try to become a man of value. -Albert Einstein. 116 = Unless a man feels he has a good memory, he ~should never venture to lie. - Montaigne 117 = Up is, by definition, the direction which ~broadens horizons. - A. Cygni 118 = Using words to describe magic is like using ~a screwdriver to cut roast beef. - Tom Robbins 119 = Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. ~-Francis Bacon 120 = Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing ~and is a pleasant thing to do. - H. W. Shaw 121 = We are what we pretend to be. ~- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 122 = We didn't inherit the land from our fathers. ~We are borrowing it from our children. - Amish belief 123 = We forgive once we give up attachment to our ~wounds. - Lewis Hyde 124 = We have all passed a lot of water since then. ~-Samuel Goldwyn 125 = We have grasped the mystery of the atom and ~rejected the Sermon on the Mount. -Omar N. Bradley 126 = Live on the dream of tomorrow~ - that's how you get through today. 127 = We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of ~inferiority. - Alfred Adler 128 = We seem to believe it is possible to ward off ~death by following rules of good grooming. -Don Delillo 129 = What counts is not necessarily the size of ~the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the ~dog. - Dwight D. Eisenhower 130 = What time hath scanted men in hair, he hath ~given them in wit. - William Shakespeare 131 = What you get is a living; what you give is ~a life. - Lilian Gish 132 = When a man tells you that he got rich through ~hard work, ask him: `whose?' -Don Marquis 133 = When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden ~truth. - George Bernard Shaw 134 = When angry, count ten before you speak; if ~very angry, a hundred. -Thomas Jefferson 135 = When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when ~I'm bad I'm better. - Mae West 136 = When large numbers of men are unable to find ~work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge 137 = When one has good health it is not serious ~to be ill. - Francis Blanche 138 = When the going gets weird, the weird turn ~pro. - Hunter S. Thompson 139 = When things go wrong, don't go with them. 140 = Going the extra mile puts you miles ahead ~of the competition. 141 = When you're through changing, you're through.~ -Bruce Barton 142 = White hair is not a sign of wisdom, only age.~ -Greek proverb 143 = Whoever tells the truth is chased out of nine ~villages. - Turkish proverb 144 = Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. ~-Paraphrasing the Book of Proverbs 145 = Why is this thus? What is the reason for ~this thusness? - Artemus Ward 146 = Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where ~the fruit is? - Frank Scully 147 = Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for~ it takes the short cut to everything. -Samuel Johnson 148 = Wonder rather than doubt is the root of ~knowledge. - Abraham Joshua Heschel 149 = Words can sometimes, in moments of grace, ~attain the quality of deeds. - Elie Wiesel 150 = Work to become, not to acquire. ~ - Confucius 151 = You can observe a lot just by watchin'. ~-Yogi Berra 152 = You can tell the size of a man by the size ~of the thing that makes him mad. -Adali Stevenson 153 = You can't have everything. ~Where would you put it? -Steven Wright 154 = You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have~ of ~myself, and how little I deserve it. -W.S. Gilbert 155 = No free men shall ever be debarred the use ~of arms. - Thomas Jefferson 156 = In dreams begins responsibility. ~-William Butler Yeats 157 = Dreams are necessary to life. 158 = Writing is not a profession, but a vocation~ of unhappiness. - Georges Simenon 159 = As a general rule, nobody has money who ought~ to have it. 160 = There are a handful of people whom money won't ~spoil, and we count ourselves among them. 161 = Try to know everything of something, and ~something of everything. 162 = Experience is the worst teacher; it gives ~the test before presenting the lesson. 163 = Experience is not what happens to a man, it ~is what a man does with what happens to him. 164 = The good life is one inspired by love and ~guided by knowedge. 165 = Too many people die with the music still in ~them. 166 = In the republic of mediocrity, genius is ~dangerous. 167 = Every man of genius is considerably helped ~by being dead. 168 = Genius means little more than the faculty ~of perceiving in an unhabitual way. 169 = Genius is the ability to reduce the ~complicated to the simple. 170 = You can be sincere and still be stupid. 171 = There is a difference between a philosophy ~and a bumper sticker. 172 = Success has made failures of many men. 173 = Success is the one unpardonable sin against~ one's fellows. 174 = Success is simply a matter of luck; ask any ~failure. 175 = Keys to success: Sincerity, personal integrity, ~humility, courtesy, wisdom and charity. 176 = The line between success and failure is preparation. 177 = Luck is where preparation and opportunity ~meet. -Rush Limbaugh 178 = All of us could take a lesson from the ~weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 179 = If it's not illegal, immoral or dishonest, ~do it! 180 = Character is the ability to carry forth with ~a decision once the emotion of that decision has ~passed. 181 = Faith is building on what you know is here, ~so you can reach what is there. -Cullen Hightower 182 = Attitudes are more important than facts. -Dr. Karl Menninger 183 = Take off the parachute. 184 = Don't worry about your future so much that it ~interferes with your enjoyment of the present. 185 = We can know about something, but we can only~ truly KNOW by personal experience. 186 = Always do right. This will gratify some ~people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain 187 = Any smoothly functioning technology will ~have the appearance of magic. - Arthur C. Clarke 188 = Be careful of your thoughts; they may become ~words at any moment. - Iara Gassen 189 = The art of government is the organization of ~idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw 190 = Pray: It is the greatest power on earth 191 = Love: It is a God-given privilege. 192 = Read: It is the fountain of wisdom. 193 = Think: It is the source of power. 194 = Be friendly: It is the road to happiness. 195 = Give: It is too short a day to be selfish. 196 = Play: It is the secret of perpetual youth. 197 = Laugh: It is the music of the soul. 198 = Work: It is the price of success. 199 = Save: It is the secret of security. 200 = Make up your mind to be happy.~-Robert Lewis Stevenson 201 = Learn to find pleasure in simple things.~-Robert Lewis Stevenson 202 = Make the best of your circumstances. ~-Robert Lewis Stevenson 203 = The trick is to make the laughter outweigh ~the tears. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 204 = Don't take yourself too seriously.~-Robert Lewis Stevenson 205 = You can't please everybody. Don't let ~criticism worry you. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 206 = Don't let your neighbor set your standards. ~Be yourself. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 207 = Do the things you enjoy doing, but stay out ~of debt. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 208 = Don't borrow trouble. Imaginary things are ~harder to bear than the actual ones. ~-Robert Lewis Stevenson 209 = Since hate poisons the soul, do not cherish ~enmities, grudges. Avoid people who make you unhappy. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 210 = Have many interests. If you can't travel, ~read about new places. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 211 = Don't spend life brooding over sorrows and ~mistakes. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 212 = Do what you can for those less fortunate ~than yourself. -Robert Lewis Stevenson 213 = Keep busy at something. A very busy person ~never has time to be unhappy.~-Robert Lewis Stevenson 214 = For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The ~saddest are these: It might have been! -John Greenleaf Whittier 215 = Beware of little expenses; a small leak will ~sink a great ship. - Benjamin Franklin 216 = A living is made 9 to 5, a fortune is made ~after 5. - Dexter Yager 217 = Broke is a temporary condition, ~poverty is a state of mind. - Dexter Yager 218 = Either control your attitude or it controls~ you. - Dexter Yager 219 = Aspiration requires persiration. Nothing ~good ever comes easy. - Dexter Yager 220 = Keep you dream tank full so you never run ~out of gas. - Dexter Yager 221 = Nothing great was ever achieved without ~enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 222 = Intelligence without ambition is a bird without~ wings. -C. Archie Danielson 223 = The best things in life aren't things. ~-Art Buchwald 224 = The best view of one's soul is from ~beyond the edge, looking back. 225 = "By one man's will many must woe endure."~ - from Beowulf 226 = 99 Percent of the things we worry about ~are not real. - Elder David B. Haight 227 = What is written without effort is, in ~general, read without pleasure. - Samuel Johnson 228 = Knowledge and wisdom is the true power.~ From Disney's "The Sword in the Stone" 229 = He can never cause me to be nothing so long ~as I think that I am something. - DesCartes