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                              Who is Art Bell?
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                          [2]Who is Art Bell?
                                      
                              [3]Art's Guests
                                      
           [4]Top Ten Weirdest Ideas Art has Promoted on his Show
                                      
                                   
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      Art Bell is a late-night radio talk show host who appears on
      more than 200 stations nation-wide. He is probably the foremost
   proponent of the New-World-Order/space-alien conspiracy--You see, the
   guvmint wants to take our guns so that we are defenseless against the
             real rulers of the world, aliens from outer space.
                                      
        In the past, Art devoted most of his shows' (there are two,
   "Dreamland" on Sundays and "Coast to Coast" on weekdays) resources to
      far-right/militia topics. That changed after the bombing of the
    federal building in Oklahoma City. Shortly after the bombing, Steve
     Benson of the "Arizona Republic" published a cartoon that laid the
   blame for militia violence at Art's feet. Art freaked out, and denied
    it, but his shows are now less militia oriented and more devoted to
    the paranormal than they were before. Where before, his conspiracies
    centered on the tri-lateral committee's conspiracies to enslave us,
     today his conspiracies have the guvmint working hand in hand with
         aliens in a plan to enslave us. Either way, we're screwed.
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                                  Art's MO
                                      
   Art's modus operandi is to constantly promote a strange concept on his
    show up until the point where it's too hard to keep any semblance of
     credibility going. He then turns to a new subject and repeats the
   cycle. In the last year, he has warned us that the comet Hale-Bopp was
    going to hit the earth, that we are being invaded by El Chupacabra,
   the goat sucking vampire of Puerto Rico, that he has real pieces of a
     UFO that crashed at Roswell NM (he's very worried that the guvmint
    will steal his pieces), and that a spaceship, the size of earth and
     possibly containing as many as a billion aliens, is following the
                         comet Hale-Bopp to earth.
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                                   Guests
                                      
      Art has a rotation of guests who appear frequently on his show.
                                      
   Dr. Richard Hoagland - A man who is being persecuted by NASA, because
     they want to squash his research on the ancient ruins found on the
     moon and Mars. He is also being persecuted by Science in general,
   because it scoffs at his theories concerning hyperdimensional physics.
    What is hyperdimensional physics? I'm not sure Hoagland even knows,
   but he has a great experiment that anyone can try. It involves growing
    grass on a turntable (I think it must increase the concentrations of
                                   THC).
                                      
     Major Ed Dames - He was part of a secret CIA remote viewing team.
    Today, his company can tell you about events that will happen in the
        future. He thinks Dr. Courtney Brown (see below) is a fraud.
                                      
   Dr. Courtney Brown - He was part of a secret CIA remote viewing team.
    Today, his company can tell you about events that will happen in the
          future. He thinks Major Ed Dames (see above) is a fraud.
                                      
     Gordon Michael Scallion - He predicts cataclysm. He hasn't been on
         since the last his last ten predictions failed to pan out.
                                      
   David John Oates - Claims that peoples true thoughts can be discerned
   if you play an audio tape of them backwards. Was a frequent poster to
          afa-b until people started to read his posts backwards.
                                      
    Ghostwolf - During his first appearance, he said he was a white guy
      who had received the honorary tittle of elder from the Hopis. In
   subsequent interviews, he became a full blooded Hopi Elder. Now that's
                      a trick. He's actually Italian.
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            Top Ten Weirdest Ideas Art has Promoted on his Show:
    Some of this stuff is almost too unbelievable, but all of it really
                   was discussed seriously on Art's show.
                                      
      10. Spontaneous combustion occurs when people try to light their
                                   "gas".
                                      
    9. El Chupicabra, the goat sucker of Puerto Rico, is a CIA genetics
                           experiment run amuck.
                                      
   8. The comet Hale-Bopp is a spacecraft that is about to invade Earth.
                                      
                   7. Lizard-like Aliens are great lovers
                                      
     6. Aliens are using the guvmint to conduct cattle mutilations for
                them. (That explains the black helicopters)
                                      
    5. Aliens are using Bigfoot to conduct cattle mutilations for them.
                                      
      4. The guvmint is upset at him for leaking secrets about aliens.
                                      
            3. Billy Meyer took actual photographs of dinosaurs.
                                      
          2. Bigfoot is a biological android created by the Greys.
                                      
    1. The Pliedians and Acturians are using HAARP (A guvmit project) to
   do battle against the Draco-reptilians, who live in underground bases.
                                      
                                   
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