Many people use their homepages as an online resume, or worse yet, as some kind of antemortem obituary no one in his/her right mind would ever want to visit, much less read. Neither purpose serves my intention for this homepage. The purpose of this gopher-like homepage is to be useful to me, especially should I find myself on the road and stripped of my usual Net privileges. If it also happens to be useful to you, then great, but that is purely an unintended side benefit. There are some pages thrown in for the wayward visitor, but these are few. A number of selections reflect the unreliability and/or importance of some services. Hence, one will find three different links to get the Tucson weather forecast, four different links to Peter Scott's invaluable HyTelnet guide to telnet resources, and a local page of links to various Veronica servers. At the bottom of every sub-page is a link back to the main menu, so even if I were to only reach a subsection incorporated into someone else's page, I would still have access to the whole enchilada. Future selections may include a local page of links to subject- based gopher trees, and perhaps an experimental project using Web pages to produce an online tutorial for UA library patrons based on behavioral teaching theory. For now, however, WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get). P.S. For best results, use the earliest version of the Lynx browser, preferably one where telnet has not been disabled.