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AIRWAR CHAT



Its always Idiot Players who Ruin it For Themselves




You can not hurt my server... all these retards do by trying out these asshole little multihacks they download is crash the server, end the game in progress, and ruin the game they were currently playing for themselves and everybody else. The server is then automatically restarted by another program, and everybody has to reconnect to a now empty freshly rebooted server. I personally could care less, I'm off doing something else, sleeping, eating dinner, whatever. This drama is all reset automatically. All you are doing is fucking up the game for yourself, the player, by trying out these stupid crap programs that aren't written very well just so you can try out some cheating. The server don't care, its just a stupid program that restarts any time it crashes, in about 15 seconds, and goes right on doing what it was doing with a fresh new game.

My advice to anyone who thinks cheating is a good way to win: you are only crippling and hurting yourself. You'll never increase your real gaming skillz by cheating. These programs will not help you lead your target. They will not help you plan the strategy in your head. Cheating is not going to help you much against master players who will dance around you irregardless of your hack. If you want to be the best, practice, practice... watch what tactics other people use on you that works, adopt them as your own, and practice some more. Slide out of the way when people fire at you. Anticipate what your enemy will do next, because its what you would do, or where you would go. Select a weapon that has an advantage over the weapon he is currently using. Et cetera...

These BF2 / BF2142 Multihacks are also payloaded with tons of viruses. Think about it. If you wanted to spread a virus, what's the best way to do it? One, you could put it on piratebay in a program everyone wants, like the latest version of Photoshop. That is a common practice - if you're smart, you know most software on piratebay is loaded with viruses, so you are going to avoid it ever downloading it and double clicking on it. So what other way is there to get your virus programs out there?

Two, you could put it in a program you make to look 'legit' that a bunch of stupid kids will download. Like a cheat program for a game. The people that write these multihacks target it at less than admirable cheaters that want it badly, but aren't smart enough to realize, that some who is offering you a way to cheat, isn't going to think twice about also payloading it with a bunch of crap viruses he modified or wrote to steal data from your machine, use it as hub to spam email from off of your email connection, or screw your computer up just for laughs.

As a server admin, I keep close tabs on all the programs out there that people use to cheat with or mess with servers. I know just about all of them, and I also know by running them through multiple virus programs, they are payloaded with a lot of crap. If I want to see what they do, I don't run them... I watch a video of someone using them on Youtube... or if I have to, I run them on a test machine that I'll reformat the harddrive afterwards and kill any viruses these multihacks installed.

Do yourself and the gaming community a favor and don't be stupid to try these programs on running servers with people playing a live game in them. If you honestly are dying to see them work, start your own server and test them in there... but honestly, you do so at your own risk of loading your computer with a bunch of virus crap and you're wasting your time in the long run.


EA SHUT DOWN BF2142 Demo for PC August, 2011

I moved the server over to running a BF2 Demo server. I also ported AIRWAR to BF2142 full game but am not currently running a server for it.



HELP, I'VE BEEN KICKED!

Follow this link to http://kicked.air-war.org to read a simplified explanation about why you got or are getting kicked.



CHOPPERGIRL's BOGO-VIOLENCE RATING

In another Choppergirl first, I've implemented a new rating system of my own, the Bogo-Violence Rating or 'BV', which is displayed at the end of the game. The Bogo-Violence Rating is in the general spirit of the BogoMips which is used in Linux land to benchmark CPU performance. A Bogo-Violence Rating for the game is displayed at the end of the game, and on the scoreboard, so that people can get a general idea how violent the last game was. Think of it as if it were a 'game thermometer'.

Choppergirl's BV Bogo-Violence Game Violence Rating (BV) Chart of the Level of Game Violence:

0 : "Non-existant"
1 : "Warm"
2 : "Toasty"
3 : "Hot"
4 : "Excellent"
5 : "Superb"
6 : "Violent"
7 : "Ultra Violent"
8 : "Brutal"
9 : "Hellish"
10 : "Nightmare"

Note that this rating of the amount of violence in a game is rather arbitrary and non-scientific and in fact, rather bogus (hence the name), and may not at all reflect the amount of violence that was actually in the game. However, hopefully it will be more often than not at least somewhere near to a general estimation, and give you some general indication of how violent a game was.



SERVER SCHEDULE

Airwar is a player supported server. Due to lack of donations necessary to rent a dedicated server, bf2142 airwar demo can no longer run 24/7/365. Server will run Thursdays, Fridays, Saturday, and Sunday as much as I can, so as to not exceed my home 250GB total bandwidth cap. Airwar burns up 220 GB (or more) of that a month (once it went up to 450 GB in one month), just running 4 days out of the week. Thats the equivalent insane bandwidth traffic of downling 250+ movies a month, every month.

25 cents a month, or $3 dollars PER YEAR, from everybody, would be be $25/month and enough for me to rent a VPS on a fat pipe on the internt and run two 32 player servers 24/7/365. But the players have spoken, they would rather play on broken sorry ass crap for free, or fight over the the measely maximum 20 slots I can run off my home modem, rather than pay a tiny bit so everybody could play a hella game all the time. Most of you wouldn't think twice about blowing $3 on a happy meal, but forget spending any of it to run Airwar to the extreme. So be it. Enjoy fighting over the 20 slots I pay for, 4 days out of the week. As such I'm only going to pay for the best of the best to play... Airwar is a Meritocracy... if you can't cut it, the server kicks poor players off to make room for better ones always to get in. If everybody would donate just a little, everyone even the noobz could play as much as they wanted. If you are the 1/100th % of the players who have donated already, please do not donate, this is directed at those who haven't contributed one bit ever.

Since this donate model is obviously not working, I am considering adding code into the already existing rank database to only let you play if you have pre-paid credits on your account. The charge will be about 1 cents per 30 minutes or play, which is about 1 cents per game. Pretty damn cheap, compared to an arcade or buying video games. Those who have already donated, will be credited for their previous donations. Those who can make the high scores at the end of the game will recieve free play credit for each high score they make, so conceivable the best of the best could keep playing for absolute free. I hate to do this but I see no other way for AIRWAR to survive amid the douchebag mentality that the bulk of players have, who take and take and take and complain and bitch and have no loyalties, and never give anything back... neighter real skill or donations, and that's about all players can bring to the table. I suggest you look into setting up a Paypal account if you don't have one already, you'll need it for other things when you grow up anyway, like eBay purchases. We'll see. Choppergirl has spoken. I call it like I see it. If I pull out, what are you left with for servers...? Yeah...

So far I've done more for the BF2142 demo community than anyone else I know. If it weren't for me 2 years ago figuring out what was going out, bf2142 demo land would be a wasteland now. You'd all still be sucking ass getting the "server full message" no matter what empty server you joined. The old timers may remember it. Every server you tried to join said "serer full" and wouldn't let you in, until I figured it out after 3 months of detective sleuthing about and told the admins how to fix it..

NEW AIRWAR SERVER - KISS LAG GOODBYE

My friend Steven gave me an old motherboard, so finally I can upgrade the server with a better motherboard and processor. Its running sweet now, and can handle anything up to 22 players can throw at it. Didn't take much to upgrade it, but again, bf2142 demo player support = FAIL. Thanks to Steven for giving this to me, and I can dedicate it permanently to running the AIRWAR server game silky smooth and nothing else. Totally full in Titan mode with lots of stuff flying through the air, the server runs quiet as a cucumber at 60% CPU, with spikes up to 80% CPU during country name lookups but never higher, and I have yet to ever see the CPU get pegged at 100% no matter how intense the action on the server. In otherwords, lag free heaven for you guys, finally. Even Deathswirlee, who always bitches about lag this and lag that has shut the fuck up... so I know I have a winner motherboard that's going to stay right where it is.

New Server, note lack of PCI cards and clean wide open space for passive air flow cooling:


New poster, also from Steven who works at Walmart, I don't play Killzone, but its definatly a Killzone below it:


This is where I kill you assholes at, over and over and over:


Picture of baker's racks, back when old Airwar Game Server was still on the rack:



Here forever immortalized are the KNIGHTS OF AIRWAR who guard the survival of AIRWAR
Amongst them you will find those who are truely AIRWAR HARDCORE

They put their money on the line to maintain an arena for them to battle to the most violent extreme.
To all the fallen warriors, in time you are forgotten, but the Honour of the Knights remain here engraved for all eternity.
RESPECT

DateAmount U.S.Player Name
07/14/2011$11.64BizzBattleBr
05/31/2011$100.00NewWatcher / Basttard
12/10/2010VPS serversmadz dissolvanizerx
10/06/20101024K RAMRule 42
09/21/2010$20.00Big_Ol'_Dookie_Rider
09/15/2010$50.00Badnoodle
09/15/2010$50.00AK-1200
04/11/2010$20.00Big_Ol'_Dookie_Rider
03/08/2010$10.00qqbun
03/04/2010$5.00UB-001
02/15/2010$66.30Anonymous RO
02/12/2010$20.00Jamie W.
02/09/2010$10.00UB-001
01/01/2010VPS servernutta1
12/22/2009$15.00UB-001
12/15/2009$5.00UB-001
12/14/2009$2.00Fire$torm
12/11/2009$5.00Santani6
12/07/2009$5.00whofuqincares
11/25/2009$15.00UB-001
10/25/2009$5.00Santani6
10/24/2009$10.00qqbun
10/16/2009$22.22ShotInTheButt
10/06/2009$10.00UB-001
09/26/2009$20.00Big_Ol'_Dookie_Rider
09/16/2009VPS serversmadz dissolvanizerx
09/15/2009$10.00UB-001
09/07/2009$30.00king-kong-fuzi
09/04/2009$5.00Santani6
08/00/2009VPS serversnutta1
07/03/2009$20.00Big_Ol'_Dookie_Rider
06/06/2009$5.00Santani6
05/11/2009$40.00Rayzor54
03/30/2009VPS serversmadz dissolvanizerx
03/25/2009$100.00alt+del (zerofunction)
02/21/2009$60.00Joe W.
12/20/2008$30.00Makebelieve
11/01/2008$12.30Warrior77
10/04/2008$25.00badnoodle
09/13/2008$5.00Chaim B. (World of Warcraft Player)
03/01/2008$200.00+?CHOPPERGIRL (plus 1500+ Hours modding work)
All funds go to pay the monthly rental bill on the game server, nothing else, so we can keep playing.
Server rental cost on average about $1 per slot per month, and it adds up real quick. :-(
(36p server = $36/month x 12 months = $432 a year. Yeah, would you pay that to run a server?)


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There are over 250 BF2142 servers in the world at any give time.
But you don't need to give a rat's ass about any of them, my server is the only game in town
The gameplay on them all of them sucks ass bags. Seriously. Don't believe me? Go look.

As a master game designer, I know what the fuck I am doing.
I playtest my serverendlessly, daily, every day, you know its true because you see me in the game.
I've got the highest score in AIRWAR, currently Level 31.
Practice more, you sorry motherfuckers!

AIRWAR is like a Porsche 911, refined ceaselessly over many years.
A winning formula you do not change. little tweak here, a little tweak there, until it is perfect and running smooth as silk.
Its like butter, baby! That's what I'm talking about, that's MONEY baby!

Other server admins come to my server to steal ideas from. Fuck em for not being original.
Do you're own thing. Its not that hard to be creative.
Do you even know what a fucking heat map is???? I didn't think so...










AIRWAR Pyromania



Knife Fight Arena Boundaries



How to Minimize Hover Tank Recoil

How to Seat Jump in the Gunship & all Vehicles



Direct YouTube Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JRIoqQVOuI

AIRWAR SERVER WEBCAM


AIRWAR BF2142 22 Player Demo Server YYYYMMDD HHMMSS (GMT -5 Eastern)







AIRWAR CAM Webcam Image Link... drag it to your favorites bar



If anyone has a BACKLIT cpu digital temperature (pc case) dispay they'd like to donate, let me know, as my beige one sitting on the power supply above is not backlit and therefore not really readable with the webcam unless the lights in the room are on.


HOW TO SWEEP THE SCOREBOARD

To get any sweep, you MUST get the high scores in ALL 3 LAST GAME HIGH SCORES:

last game top pilot, last game top score, AND last game top kills. Without all 3 of theses, its not a sweep at all.

That alone, is called a 3x SWEEP (Three of a Kind). And its pretty good. But you can get even higher...

If you have all 3 last game high scores, AND have 1 top dog high score (even from a previous game), that's a 4x SWEEP!
(Four of a Kind)

If you have all 3 last game high scores, AND have 2 top dog high scores (even from a previous game), that's a 5x SWEEP!!
(Full House)

If you have all 3 last game high scores, AND have 3 top dog high scores (even from a previous game), that's a 6x SWEEP!!!
(Straight Flush) If you get a Straight Flush, and the server hasn't just rebooted, you're pretty bad ass...

If you get ANY sweep... 3x, 4x, 5x, or 6x... you capture the 7th line of the Scoreboard with your name on it. So a Straight Flush 6x SWEEP gets your name on all 7 lines of the Scoreboard! And you have swept the scoreboard! Quit, walk away, and gloat!

So you can talk all the idiot smack talk all you want, but when it comes to battle, are you the ultimate cleaning lady like CHOPPERGIRL, are you a 6x Sweeper?


IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW

New Knife Fight Only Arenas - A Game within a Game!

I have set up some dedicated knife fight areas on both my servers, consult the maps below for their locations:


On BF2142, the knife only area is inside the circle of the core flag/silo capture area in the center of the map



In BF2, the knife only area is inside the tiled area of the pool beneath the crane in the center of the map

If someone is inside these areas, you are only allowed to kill them with a knife. If you kill them with any weapon other than a knife, 20 points will be substracted from your score. This might put you below -12 and get you kicked off the server depending on your score, so beware. Only kill other players using a knife in these areas. Do not shoot rockets or drop bombs or artillery strikes into these areas, you may kill someone and get punished.


WHAT COUNTRY IS ...?

One of the pioneering mods I made was to add a country code to everyone's nickname, so players could see what country other players were connecting from and guess what language they spoke. This facilitates same language players finding and communicating with each other. This is done automatically on my server.

My country codes caught on so well that people started recreating their nickname with their country code attached, so their country code would be seen on other servers as well (I don't recommend this).

If you see a country code you are curious about and can't guess where it is, you can look it up here: Alpha-3 Codes.



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