My "Best of the Onion" List

I went through the Onion archives and pulled together my favorite Onion articles. These articles DEFINITELY aren't intended for readers under the age of 18.

• Russian Scientists Announce Six-Month Delay in Carving New Space Station (link dead, dammit)
• Evil Genius Gates Drops Windows 98 Into NYC Water Supply
• Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq
• Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq
• '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
• Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn VideoThis Tape Contained No 'All-Anal Action' As Promised, Say Concerned Parents (gone!? gone!!)
• Mothership Accidentally Descends On Hootie Concert
• Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying