Those who say that the first step is a doozy haven't gotten to the second one yet.
The man who said time flies must have forgotten to kill the cuckoo.
It never hurts to ask. It's the answer that inflicts all of the pain.
Sometimes I sit wondering why I wonder sitting.
Politicians never let a practical solution get in the way of solving a problem.
Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile.
Give him a mile and he'll take two.
But give a man a smile and he won't know what to do.
We seem to remember in the good times that all good things must come to an end, but we must remember in the bad times that all bad things must come to an end also.
You haven't lived until you're dead.
More good things come from bad than bad from good.
Time is like money. About the time you think you have plenty, you run out.
It's not a problem when someone puts his foot in his mouth. It's when they swallow it that it becomes a problem.
You can follow your dreams for as long as you're asleep.
Telling people you're crazy is normal. Telling them you're normal is crazy.
Of all the things we know, we understand little.
Friendship must be earned, but the initial trust must be given freely.