Top Ten signs that you attend an Engineering School
 
 10.  Your correct Geordi's techno-babble on "Star Trek" frequently.
 9.  You have as many friends on 'the net' as off.
 8.  The first thing that comes to mind when you hear 'LSD' is 'Least
     Significant Digit' instead of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.
 7.  You remember words like Lysergic Acid Diethylamide for fun.
 6.  Your recalculate your car's speedometer readings in furlongs per
     fortnight.
 5.  Your idea of a wild Saturday night is customizing your computer account.
 4.  The movie "9 1/2 Weeks" is listed in the school newspaper as "9.5 Weeks."
 3.  -- ratio -- ('nuff said)*
 2.  There is a sliderule or piece of surveying equipment in your emblem.
 1.  An argument that is about to turn into a fight is averted with a
     calculator.
 
 *ratio here referring to the ratio of male to female students.