Copyright (c) 1995 by Maclean's Magazine. All Rights Reserved. Reprinted with permission. Maclean's Magazine May 22, 1995, p59 REALITY CHECK `There are plenty of things in the world that don't need a computer' by Joe Chidley Clifford Stoll's 1989 best-seller, The Cuckoo's Egg, an account of how he tracked down a German hacker ring that was stealing American military secrets, made him a cyberspace celebrity. Now, in the eyes of many computer enthusiasts, he is a cyberspace turncoat. In Silicon Snake Oil: Second Thoughts on the Information Highway, Stoll, an astronomer and computer expert, debunks the hype of the Information Revolution. He contends that the Internet, launched in 1969, is now so cluttered with trivial information--much of it in the message-sharing section known as the Usenet--that it will never live up to its promise. Last week, the Berkeley, Calif.-based author, 44, spoke to Maclean's Associate Editor Joe Chidley about the Internet and the outrage Silicon Snake Oil has created. Excerpts: Maclean's: What prompted you to write this book now, after more than 20 years on-line? Stoll: I've been hearing this thick hyperbole for the past two years about the wonderments of the Digital Age. But there's such a gulf between the promises and the dreary reality that I face when I turn on my modem, that someone ought to call the bluff. The falsehood of the Internet is that it will provide us with close, meaningful relationships, with cheap, good information and with useful life skills. Within each one of those promises is a grain of truth, but on balance they are simply false. Maclean's: Critics say that you are trying to shut the masses out of the Internet, that you want to reserve it for yourself and other scientists. Stoll: Am I this antidemocratic down-on-the-Internet guy? Almost the opposite. I don't yearn for the good old days when computers were expensive and I was one of the digitati. I think it's worthwhile getting on-line--but then asking real obvious questions like, `Am I getting anything out of this?' There are plenty of things happening in the world that don't need a computer. When my computer goes down, I can live quite well for a day or a week or a month. But when my drain plugs up, hey, I can't get by for two days without a plumber. Might it not be better to teach some basic crafts and skills rather than computer literacy? What I fear is that techies have set up so many promises that others, when they come on-line, are sure to be let down. The Internet is not the key to the future. It's not going to provide great, wonderful information. Instead, it will continue to provide a rather mundane view of our very, very mundane world. Maclean's: How would you like to see the Internet improved? Stoll: I got my first modem in 1971, and I've been connected ever since. And it's not like the Internet is worthless--it's just that there's not much there. It's a low-grade source of information. There's a lot of ore, and not many nuggets. And with every year that goes by, I find fewer and fewer nuggets and a lot more chaff. The Internet needs content. It's a medium in desperate need of something to say. In the next 10 years, somebody will figure out how to charge for information over the Net, so you won't get things necessarily for free. That will have several good effects, including a way to pay authors for their work. And because of the economic incentive, it will become easier to filter out the good from the bad. Maclean's: Does the Internet need to be regulated? Stoll: I don't think legislation can do anything. It's mechanically impossible, because much of what transpires on the Internet is international. Very tough to control, tough to regulate. Maclean's: Are you concerned about the abundance of pornography on the Net? Stoll: Well, I can't get worked up over it. Some people say, `Oh no, my kid just downloaded this image that has explicit sex in it.' Yeah, sad to say, it's true. Sad to say that just like every place in society, there are reptiles who will exploit children. Certainly, the child molester will find a way to use the computer networks to find victims--just as child molesters take advantage of cars and ordinary roadways to get around. But the concerns with cars and roadways go deeper than simply the fact that child molesters use them. Maclean's: What about the cyberpunk movement, which sees the information highway as the last--and an endangered--bastion of free speech? Stoll: The cyberpunk movement typically springboards off the idea that it's 1984 all over again--you know, there's a Big Bad Brother breathing down our neck, burning books and keeping us from getting the real information. I think that's bogus. Much closer is Huxley's Brave New World, where Big Brother controls what we think not by preventing us from reading something, but by filling the airwaves, the Usenet, the Internet--all our information sources--with gunk. By so diluting our information sources with trivial garbage, important literature never gets read. Maclean's: How has the response been to the book? Stoll: I've been flamed up and down the Usenet--I don't even look anymore. And if e-mail could carry knives, I would have to be carried away from my keyboard in a plastic bag. I feel like I am trying to roust the money-changers out of the temple--and they don't like it. -30-