I have no idea how you found your way to this very obscure corner of the internet—and maybe you don't either—but I'm Glen Turpin and this was the location of my first website, Alphanumericity, which I wrote as an exercise to learn HTML 2. Although my website is now GlenTurpin.com, I keep this page and the accompanying account for sentimental reasons. I've had the account since 1993. I couldn't possibly give it up.

You can try contacting me by email, but Twitter is probably easier.