This is it boys and girls, grab your Inspector Gadget tapes and a few quarts of, uh, milk, and get ready to play The Inspector Gadget Drinking Game! Standard television show drinking game rules apply, of course.
| Event: | Drink: |
|---|---|
| Gadget says, "Wowzers!" | 1 swallow |
| Gadget drives the Gadgetmobile recklessly | 1 swallow |
| Brain wears unconvincing female human costume | 2 swallows |
| Penny cracks government/ covert agency/ other high-security computer system with her little talking notebook | 3 swallows |
| Dr Claw knocks Mad Cat off of his desk | 1 swallow |
| Gadget's gadget misfires | 1 swallow |
| Wrong gadget | 1 swallow, or 3 if it's copter |
| Brain gets the bejesus beat out of himself while saving Gadget's life | 2 swallows |
| Penny instructs Brain to "follow/keep an eye on Uncle Gadget" | 1 swallow |
| Capeman appears at all | 2 swallows |
| Cheif Quimby in humiliating (and unnecessary) disguise | 1 swallow |
| Quimby gets blasted by the self-destructing assignment he gives Gadget | 2 swallows |
| Penny talks to Brain with her wristwatch | 2 swallows |
| Dr Claw says "next time" twice for effect (e.g., "I'll get you next time, Gadget, next tiiiiiiiime!") | 5 swallows or chug drink |
| MAD agent starts a conversation with the ever popular, "Yes Dr Claw?" | 3 swallows |
| Gadget unwittingly helps MAD agents | 2 swallows |
| Female MAD agent | 3 swallows |
| Gadget chases after Brain without recognizing him | 1 swallow for every time Gadget yells, "stop!" |
| Brain not-so-tidy when he gets a message from Penny | 1 swallow |
| Dr Claw's elbow (or above) is visible | 4 swallows (quickly!) |
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