TOP TEN DS9 SIGNS SEEN THIS SEASON:

	From: swd2@po.CWRU.Edu (Steven W. Difranco)
	Subject: Top Ten DS9 Signs

	10) Lunch Special:  All the Gagh you-can-eat: $4.95
	9)  Two Words:  Major Kira
	8)  Park-N-Ride: 1-800-Wormhole
	7)  My best friend is the Sisko kid.
	6)  My Parents Went To The Gamma Quadrant 
		   And All I Got
	      Was This Lousy T-Shirt
	5)  QUARK'S - Where everybody names your nose.
	4)  No Docking Manuvers in the Holo-suites.
	3)  Please don't feed the Odo.
	2)  Warp 5  -  It's the LAW!

	And the #1 sign seen on DS9 this season:

	1)  Dominion THIS!!

Other activities, such as Twenty ways Nana or Kira can use her free time...*g*

Twenty way The Intendant Can Use Worf

And more at The Intendant's Website! including:

• Top 20 problems for a Pregnant Intendant
• Top 20 uses for Tribbles in both universes
• Top 20 reasons Worf did NOT deliver Kira/Keiko's baby
• Top 20 B-Movies we'd REALLY like to see!
• And coming soon, Top 20 sitcoms for Nana when DS9 ends