Subject: Re: ASSC Bob Smyth Feb 20, 21, 22 itinerary From: saibaba@dimensional.com (Sai Baba) Date: 1998/02/21 Message-ID: <6cm1h3$95c@flatland.dimensional.com> Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs "Bob Smyth" writes: [He is Roberto "ASPT" Smyth now] Folks, Bob "Free Agent" Smyth has signed with Tijuana Sires, and by the time you read this, he will have his soccer shorts polished in some sleazy Tijuana strip joint, or even better (or worse, depending whteher you're a strip club fundamentalist or purist) his shorts may be a hangin' on the wall in some cozy room upstairs from Adelita's or Chicago club. The word is out that a long gone assc-ers of yore from Mineapollis and Houston will follow Bob's footsteps a week from now. Rather than to lament the loss of our finest pervs, we should brace ourselves for the things to come. Having seen the writing on the wall a while ago, I started doing a research on aspt re: lap dancing in Tijuana. Seems to me that Tijuana is much like San Francisco: it is possible to get a lap dance without ending up having sex, but it ain't easy. Pros: Laps are topless, out in the open (or in a semi-private VIP), and range from $12-25. Some clubs are on the top of the parking garage; some have boys that look like girs; some have floor show only, w/o laps; some are off the beaten path well travelled by aspt Sires. Seems to me that we have an unchartered assc territory here, and the situation calls for Tijuana invasion by assc Bobs. What we need now are useful Spanish phrases for our trips south of the border: air dance (hopefully we won't need this one too often) boob facial braggart blind lap clitty litter game boy Godzilla lap gold medal high kilometrage lap shorts Laps are $12 ? How about 2 for $20 ? Me cheap fuck ? You calling *ME* a cheap fuck ? Melinda gave me a HJ for $15 yesterday mega kilometrage Mr Microphone No thanks. My noodle is cooked. No, they don't have size 7 white platform shoes in San Diego. PL rock polishing snaggy stick shifting stripper shit splooge Was that you with Vissi at Nordstroms in San Diego today ? ------------ What else should be in there ? Sai "lo hace por la non-mock 003" Baba