In article <875598221.17308@dejanews.com>,
  Dyn0 <Dyno@5280.com> wrote:
>
> A Night Tori'member
>
>      Tori and I have a good laugh at the expense of a big doofus
>  of a Perv who couldn't stop staring at Tori.  There were topless
>  dancers right in front of his face,  but his attention was clearly
>  directed towards Tori and a nice vantage view of her g-string
>  from where he was sitting.  Although,  in retrospect,  Tori was
>  looking hot that night and even I had too look her way at times.

Bob here...

I'll fess up.
That was me (incognito)
 ..
I was the big doofus
 ..
I was wearing...
- a fake handle-bar mustache,
- blue jeans
- Saxbeat's cowboy boots
- Plaid cowboy hat
 ..
-Bob "Yeeee-Haw!" Smyth