Subject: ASSC: Report from SF From: Bob Smyth Date: 1997/08/11 Message-Id: <871352480.32017@dejanews.com> Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs [More Headers] Howdy Fans! Bob & Engnr1 HERE in the office!! Engnr1 is wearing a suit. I'm in Soccer shorts & flannel. I just got over some kind of cold. After checking the ng, I'm now thinking I might have had strep. Maybe it was a virus. Maybe it was a flash back from those 10,000 bong hits I took in high school. Maybe it was just the flu. About 7/18 I noticed a minor irritation in my throat. My erections were still nice and hard though. On 7/21 I had a sore throat, slight fever, headache slight cough, runny nose. I still feel pretty good though. I figure it's a slight head cold. My little head was perky as could be. On 7/23 I start to feel worse. The symptoms get more intense. no appetite. I start thinking about sex less often. On 7/25 I had a sore throat, slight fever, headache nasty-rumbling deep in the chest cough, a real runny nose, and no energy and a limp dick. On 7/28 I had improved much. The cough was milder. I was hacking up giant gobs of phlegmmy goo. All the other symptoms were gone. I remember thinking, "This gooey mucous is gross; it so thick. I hope no one here at the client site notices me chewing on it." Then... My dick started talking to me again. He said, "Hey Bob! Hello Bob!?!??; How come you smoked so much dope in High School?" Bob: "I can't remember." Dick: "Hey Bob! let's go spend $1,000 on Amanda over at MBT!" Bob: "You Dufus; Stand up & be spanked." Then... I just ignored my dick (which is hard to do). On 7/30 All symptoms are gone. On 8/1 I visit 3 strip clubs in SF; I came twice in one day. ALS refuses to shake hands with me so I shake his foot. On 8/4 I find out that Mollie is leaving the strip club scene; I'll miss her. she will be remembered here: http://www.nyx.net/~anon5192 In the mean time, Chef1 & I will hang out here in the office and talk about pigs are used to hunt truffles. Whenever I think about a pig hunting truffles, I picture Bubba in the high mileage seat. -Bob "better now" Smyth