Subject:      ASSC: Anal Sex with Edie in the office
From:         anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
Date:         1997/05/01
Message-Id:   <5kbte0$ct3@nyx.cs.du.edu>
Sender:       anon5192@nyx.cs.du.edu
Summary:      butt plug this
Organization: Smyth for President Re-Erection Committee
Keywords:     cheeks
Newsgroups:   alt.sex.strip-clubs
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hiya!

Bob sitting in the cp office with Edie!

Bob wants to know about how nipple clamps "work".

edie= to be honest i've never used clamps before because my nipples are
 sensitive enough!...i prefer anal toys...not nipple toys


uh...
I've never seen an anal...
clamp

how they work?


edie= it connects from your butt to your penis...very visually stimulating...
 at least for me


uh...
huh.

let me cross my legs while i think about this...

edie= bob...aren't you anally oriented?

I've never had anal sex with an oriental.

edie= ???do "orientals" have slanted buttholes?...do we feel different?

since I've never "done" one I'm sure I can make something up.

the answer is...

yes.

they slant in a way

opps i mean "it" slants in a way which fits the contour of
my slant eyed single eyed snake!

edie= well...then i'm proud to be slanted...i wonder if that holds true for
 "oriental" men...i must inspect bubba

here doggy doggy doggy!!

Bubba,  Sit.
good boy.

Bubba, Edie has some commands for you..
"SPREAD!"

-Bob "now anally oriented" Smyth

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