Subject: ASSC Katherine Kennedy at Mitchell Brothers
From: [email-masked] (Bob Smyth)
Date: 29 Nov 1996 03:36:31 -0700
Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs

Katherine,

are you really a KENNEDY?!?!

Can I be your Campaign Manager?
Can I give you Campaign Contributions?
How big?

If you ever get elected,
can I get a pork-barrel project?

Or maybe I'm the one who is supposed to get erected
and give you the pork-barrel project?

-Bob "Let's meat in the polling place" Smyth