>Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs
>Subject: Okay, I'll lap your wife
>Date: 1 Oct 1996 01:44:35 -0600
>Organization: Smyth Co. Intl., Inc.
>Lines: 40
>Sender: anon5192@nyx.cs.du.edu
>Message-ID: <52qi53$h16@nyx.cs.du.edu>
>NNTP-Posting-Host: nyx.nyx.net
>Summary: response to a simple request
>Keywords: wife


Shydance,

Since your offer is completely sincere and you are not some
18 yearold freshman at Hayward State who should be working
on his Social Studies homework....

I'd like to say this:

I Bob Smyth would like to lap dance with your wife.

How about if we meet at Chez Paree in San Francisco
near the corner of Ellis & Mason just north of Market St?

They are open every night until 2am (sometimes 3am).

It's a safe public place (safe if Sylvia doesnt get hold of
your chest hairs) which provides a suitable strip club
emulation environment.  I'll wear my normal lapdancing attire.

Your wife can wear anything she finds comfortable.

We can do the lapdance right there.

I will treat her with courtesy & respect.

Hows that sound?

If you don't like Chez Paree, we could try it at Mitchell Brothers.

I doubt I'd want to meet a strange couple in a hotel room.

e-me.

If you want to see a copy of my resume, check out my web page:

http://www.nyx.net/~anon5192

-Bob "just another customer" Smyth