Subject: Bob Boffs a Stripper! From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth) Date: 1996/09/23 Message-Id: <526o4a$d51@nyx.cs.du.edu> Sender: anon5192@nyx.cs.du.edu Organization: American Society of Strip Club Connoisseurs Keywords: KILL Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-Clubs,alt.arts.origami Summary: SPAM killing demo Hello Thar. Kewl subject line huh? Sorry, I can't spare any details except that I did learn how to fold a $1 frog. Well, I can say this... I'm here with a technical SPAM killing demo. Actually, I'm writing a book on how to kill SPAM posts and I want you to buy it. It's only $22.95!!!! Once I get gemini's 800 # I'll post it here. I'll set it up so you can order it via modem after your auto-dialer attempts 100 calls. Soon I'll cross post this ad to every newsgroup this side of the infamous Wagon Wheel which will never get ANY of my jiz. Oops, I mean biz. Here is the cliff-notes version of the book: ***Bob's KILL files 101 *** step 1. Get a unix account with access to the net. step 2. make sure the account has access to trn for reading news. step 3. create the following file : ~/News/alt/sex/strip-clubs/KILL step 4. put this line in the file : /.*,.*,.*,.*,/Hnewsgroups:j (the intent here is to KILL every article which has been posted to more than 4 groups) step 5. edit the following file : ~/.newsrc and move the entry for alt.sex.strip-clubs to the top. step 6. put on a rubber. step 7. go to your friendly unix shell prompt. step 8. type "trn" you should see this: ====== 23521 unread articles in alt.sex.strip-clubs -- read now? [+ynq] step 9. yell "HAIL ORIGAMI!!" step 10. press "y" Processing memorized commands... /.*,.*,.*,.*,/Hnewsgroups:j 27902 Junked 27907 Junked 27908 Junked ... Killed 144 articles. [Type space to continue] step 11. press the space bar At this point you should see an article which has been cross posted to less than four groups. For example, I see this one: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo alt.sex.strip-clubs #27901 (255 more) From: DrD [1] Re: Ideas for BobCon I??? Date: Mon Sep 16 07:44:27 PDT 1996 Organization: Sons of Eris Lines: 14 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win16; I) Z Bone wrote: > > CalifENGNR --> Bob's Classy Lady, Industrial Bob, OddBob Cabaret... > > Laar--> Tropical Bob? > > Z Bone--> Bob's Hof Brau? Does anybody know where there is a DANCER > named Bob working? > DrD--> No. And I don't want to know. The last Bob (Bobbi) was just not a real fun experience at the end. So, no mo' Bob(bi)s. SteveDrBob End of article 27901 (of 29041) -- what next? [npq] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo As you can see the KILL file is not perfect. It let through a post on the "bob thread". Notice, however, that the above article has been posted to only one group. Oh well, check out the following newsgroup for real complicated KILL files for trn: news.software.readers Altering the KILL file to filter "Bob posts" should be as simple as folding $1 Princely-frog. I hate trn so at this point I type "q" a few times until I'm back to my unix prompt. The nice thing is that my .newsrc file will be in a state such that nn (my favorite newsreader) will ignore all of the posts which trn has KILLED. This post has been done for you as a personal favor from Bob Smyth and a public service to the internet. If it's too complicated, just do step 6. Oh check out my web page too: http://www.nyx.net/~anon5192 Laar, if you need some size 8 plaid flannel ladies underwear, contact Ginger. -Bob "Psycho Spam Killer Webmeister" Smyth _____________________________________________________________________________________ [Previous] [Next] [Hitlist] [Get Thread] [Author Profile] [Post] [Post] [Reply] _____________________________________________________________________________________ Home Power Search Post to Usenet Ask DN Wizard Help Why use DN? | Advertising Info | New Features! | Policy Stuff Copyright © 1996 Deja News, Inc. All rights reserved.