Subject: Re: Bob Boffs a Stripper!
Date: 23 Sep 1996 19:59:15 -0600
Organization: American Society of Strip Club Connoisseurs
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Summary: the butt ugly truth
Keywords: x-tra large plaid flannel underwear

Hi net people.

Here is what happened.

I must post about it.

I rummaged about in my closet and found my Cyndi Lauper outfit
that Kat liked for me to wear back in the good 'ole days.

I dressed up in the outfit.

I cranked up Madonna's hit single: "Like a Virgin".

I pranced about.

I stripped.

I did myself.

It wasn't pretty but at least I was easy.

-Bob "I'm such a whore" Smyth