From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs
Subject: Bob joke for Too Many Bobs
Date: 11 Sep 1996 14:16:54 -0600
Organization: American Society of Strip Club Connoisseurs
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Summary: Bob Fest 1.0
Keywords: Bobum Sancto

SaxBob writes:

>There are so many Bobs in ASS-C, it will become increasingly difficult to
>identify them all. Here is a beginning chart:
>
>Bob Smyth - PJ Bob. The original
>Bob Saxbeat - Sometimes, he calls himself Bob. Other times, he's just...
>Bob.
>Bob-ba - Barking Bob
>Rude-Bob - Not to be confused with Rob-Bob

the list goes on...

Bob Smyth here...

RudeBob,

you get those bob buttons yet?

About BobKat...
I'd like to say "meow".

And now...
I'd like to present the cliff notes version of a "Bob" joke.

A guy named ... Arnold has a beautiful wife with a beautiful butt.

She decides to get "Beautiful Butt" tattooed to her cheeks...

The tattoo will not fit...

So she has a "B" tattooed to each cheek...

She goes home, bends over, and shows it to Arnold.

Arnold asks, "Who is Bob?"

-Bob "I dont get it" Smyth