Hi.
Saxbone here.
Zbeat is sitting next to me.

that billy is such a wuss.

We drove the Sax-limo up to cp to check out T****.

after paying her $10 for a a blow job
(she did each of us for $5),
we took the Saxlimo for a drive through the Tenderloin.

Man is it tough to park there!

Our intention was to check out ALL of the massage parlors
in the area.

Eventually, we parked the limo in front of a fire hydrant
on the corner of o'farrell & leavenworth.

Our MO:
-walk up to the metal gate
-press the door bell twice (a little tip from Ace).
-walk in
-try to see if they will give us a line up
-hem & haw
-leave

1st stop: Apple Spa across the street from CP.

The line up was down right icky.

Fortunately, Zbeat knew the perfect line:
"go ATM; back later"

Next stop the Palace Massage on O'farrel and Taylor.

Rang the bell twice, the voice from the speaker phone said
"girls all busy, come back later". We said okay. On to the next one.

On the way to the next one, we passed a half dozen hookers on the corner
looking for company. Ran into M*** from the night before, we had to beat
her off of us, we where on a mission. But Saxbone got her phone number.

We head up to a place called Susie's ring the bell twice, we are buzzed
in. More of the same. We check out the line up, two asian women in their
thirties, we ask if there are any blondes, they said no blondes. We
damn our bad luck and head out to check our next destination.

We stop by a place called Empire, we were greeted by an old man who
asked us if we where looking for a massage.

Zbeat says, "ya. 40 dolla?"
I simply nod (chewing my gum).

The old guy vigorously nods his head and brings out some woman
who looks older than he does.

I shake my head.
Zbeat says, "Go ATM; back later".

Next stop: Sophia on Geary about 1 block east of Van Ness on the
2nd floor above a porno shop.

We buzz twice.
We are admitted.

The lineup consists of two overweight 30ish Asian...women.

This time it's my turn to say,
"Go ATM; back later."

As we are walking down o'farrell back to the CP,
I tell Zbeat, "I sure am glad those places dont have ATM machines."

-Saxbone