To: anon5192@nyx.net
Subject: Bob & Ginger's Well-Adjusted Lap

Ginger writes:
> 
> 	
> Lap Dudes,  Answer me this one:  WHy don'cha just adjust your cock before the 
> dance begins?(hence a W-A lap)  


Bob responds:

Well, I was gonna ask, "Why dont you?"

Or should I pay extra for that.

Let's say for the sake of argument, that you are willing to provide that
service.  What kind of signal would you want from the lapee?  A verbal queue?

How about if I form the letters "P" "L" with my hands and display them
in front of my head.  oops I mean my fore-head.


> 
> Or are you afraid the dancer will look at you crosseyed and say "Ohh, Gross, 
> he wants to fix his penis so he actually enjoys the dance!" ( Sarcasm 
> here....)

I'm not afraid.  In fact it would be a wonderful ice breaker.

A possible scenario:

Her: Hi sweetie! want some company?

Him: Uhh... Yes?

Her: You have a present for me?

Him: Here's a Hamilton

At this point she stuffs the $10 in her bra... and then ...

Her: Ohh, Gross! You are fixing your penis so You actually enjoy the dance!"

Him: I would not dare do that.  I'm just taking off my underwear.  Hope
you like soccer shorts.

Her: Where you from?

Him: San Francisco

> 
> 
> I simply feel there is no need for lap damage unless seriously over 
> indulging...but, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong."

I agree.

> 
> Ginger...
> 
>    

-Bob "hoping that Ginger will adjust him someday" Smyth