Date: Thu, 10 Oct 1996 19:55:43 -0500
To: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
From: cmg@mich.com (CMG)
Subject: Lookee Here

Hey Bob!

I was poking around the CP web page & I saw your note:

: you will find it here:
: http://www.nyx.net/~anon5192
: It has most of my posts except my
: review of Anal Palace at MBT.
: If you have a copy of that review,
: please send it to me.
: Say bye Bob
: bye Bob!

Well here it is! I save EVERYTHING...except rubbers.

Cee ya,
(& be strange, but don't be a stranger!)
CMG

PS: Nice web page. It's Bob-o-riffic!
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Bob responds:

CMG,

thanks for the post!

I'm glad that you don't save rubbers.

Tom Byron probably does.

He probably nails them to the wall in his living room.

oops!

hope you werent eating dinner.

-Bob "I'm gross" Smyth

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From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
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Subject: Bob reviews "Anal Palace" in the mbt movie room
Date: 19 Jul 1996 02:39:06 -0600
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Summary: Bob in the movie room
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Hello again.

mbt mgt just started showing a new movie called "Anal Palace".

The title kinda scared me off so I almost went in there with a
barf bag.

It turns out, it is the best porno flick I've EVER seen.
It's 35 mm.
The women are gorgeous.
The men are muscular, clean & dont look like Tom Byron.
The lighting is damned near perfect.
The sex looks thoroughly yummy.
It looks like the movie was made in Italy rather than LA.
It's obvious they put some effort into making something erotic.
Some of the strippers mentioned that THEY liked it.

Since it was made in Italy the dialog is dubbed in a way that reminds me
of the way comedians dub over old black&white movies on the radio.
Some of the dialog was hilarious.

The other movie is "Anal Abandon".  If you want to see this
movie, take a barf bag.
I wish would mbt mgt toss it in the trash.  It's the kind of movie
which gives porno a bad name.
And naturally, it stars Tom "lives in a dumpster" Byron.

I wish they would replace it with a decent 35mm movie.
Maybe something from the 80s with Nina Hartley in it.


-Bob "movie room" Smyth