Subject: Spaceman: Married ASSCers

> But I still go to strip-clubs. Always when 
> on a business trip, It comes in spurts (no pun intended) here in 
> Huntsville. 
> A buddy and I got nailed by our wives outside our favorite bikini bar. 
> (It could have been waaaay worse had they stuck there heads in to see our 
> drunken asses acting like....well...drunken asses).
> Any other married ASSCers with comments would be most appreciated.
> (Apologies if this tread was run before Jan., but I was not on-line then)
> P.S. Glad to see you posting Dunk.
> 
> Alan
> 

Bob "Single Guy" Smyth here...

I think Married guys should stay at home.

I was at MBT (in SF CAlif) last night and the place was packed.

If you Married guys would go bowling or take Tommy to a Cub Scout
meeting, I might enjoy some more elbow room in the Green Door room.

Even though the place was crowded, I did manage to have a good time
in the Movie Room.

Before lapping me, Shawn gave me an undie check:

Scene 1, the Movie Room
Movie: "Gold Diggers"
.........................................................
Shawn:  Hmmm ... nice pants.  You have an undies on?

Bob:  Here, why dont you check?

Shawn: Oh! you dont!  you naughty boy.

Bob: Can I wear yours?
.........................................................


Okay back to the subject.

I think Married guys should stay at home.

They drive up the elastic demand for lap dances which lowers the supply
which increases the price.

I was in Kopenhagen tonight and Natasha wanted $40 for a full contact 
nude lap dance.

Seems a bit steep to me.  I'm sure the married couple in there watching
me get the $40 lap (while waiting their turn), were partly to blame.

I've received some nice $20 full contact sessions in there in the past.

Eventually the couple did get a lap from Tahara.  That wifey was all over her.
Tahara was all over the wifey.

I mosied to the Movie room just in time to see a blond wet dream with black
pubic hair and a European accent getting plowed by a big dicked porno dude
(mighta been Mike Horner).

It was great.  She had her calves on his shoulders and he was ramming it home.
Go Mike!
Go Mike!
Go Mike!
Eventually He jizzed all ovr Arianna's labial regions.

Question: is labial really an adjective?  Whats the scrabble score?

The movie, btw, was "Deep Inside Arianna".  The only good zipper busting
scene in the whole flick was the first one with Mike & the Euro Blond.
Most of the rest of the movie was a turn off.  I wish MBT would replace
it with something more erotic which should not be too tough since about 3
million porno movies get made each year (I'm sure Bubba has the exact number).

Next thing I know, the married couple is in the movie room  looking for a lap
dance (lowering the supply again).

I latched on to Desiree at my earliest convenience and put her to work 
before they could entice her over for a GL.  
(Laar - that's a Gang Lap).

I guess it would be okay if the wifey would start giving laps.  Then the
supply would go up.  The wifey I saw tonight was hot.  I woulda lapped her
in a second (for $10 maybe $20).  She had a beautiful face, shoulder length
brunette hair, mini skirt, muscular tanned legs.  I wonder if Tahara gave
her an undie check in Kopenhagen?

After Desiree polished me off, I watched the couple from a distance for 
awhile.  Nothing happened; oh well, maybe next time.  It would have been
nice if they started some hannky panky or some serious boffing right
there in row #3.  

We coulda got Bubba in there with his camera to take some pictures.
Naturally I would have tried to put my smiling face and a $5 bill in one of
them just like we did at CP last Friday night while Natasha was getting
naughty with a glass full of ice.

It might make it to the web page.

So whats the moral? (or punchline?).

Why dont you married guys stay home and jack off in your wife's curlers?

For example,

Wifey: Bob, what are your doing to my hair?
Bob:   I'm giving you a "sperm".

-Bob "Hairdresser" Smyth