Subject: white plaid in black light
Date: 2 Jun 1996 16:54:04 -0600
Organization: Tar-jay dept. stores
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Summary: dressing for sexcess


The Kid wrote:

[snip of Kid's impression of Sahara w/ pushy waitress, etc]

> Oh yeah, don't wear white because they have a lot of black lights and 
> you look like you are glowing in the dark.

Z Boner wrote:

# WRONG!  I always wear a white T-shirt.  2 reasons: It makes you glow and 
# you stand out so the dancers come over.  But more importantly, when you ...

Well...
let me add this...

If you really want to make an impression,
wear a loud plaid patterned pair of pants (flannel preferably)
where the pattern has a cross-hatching of white stripes.

Oh...
And ALS wrote:

> Those are the UGLIEST golf pants I've ever seen.

-Bob "who stands out in a crowd" Smyth