Subject: 1-800-Bob-Smyth
Date: 31 May 1996 03:12:47 -0600

>Subject: hotgirls: DESPERATELY SEEKING PLEASURE/1-800-860-9250
>
>Lonely lady, open-minded.
>I like being creative, DO YOU?
>
>Give me a call toll free.
>adults over 18 only.
>
>DIAL TOLL FREE NOW:  1-800-860-9250
>
>  

Jamma dudes,

I called her.
Butt, I couldn't get thru.

They wouldn't believe I was over 18.

So...
I programmed my modem to call them a few thousand times.

Maybe this will help you do the same:
atdt1-800-860-9250
its toll free.

I'm evil. So spank me.

-Bob "1-800" Smyth