Subject: balsa


# From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
# Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs
# Subject: 25 pickup lines
# Organization: bob.smyth.land
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Hi,

For my birthday, I took myself out to Mitchell Brothers in SF CAlif.

Since I'm getting older, my woody is not so hard anymore but it
can still stand up to the pressure of a Mitchell Brothers experience.

I tried out this pickup line while there:

"You wanna butt rub?"

It worked great.

While rubbing her butt in the movie room,
I had a chance to check out a nice movie:

  "Forbidden Cravings"

All the women looked great.
All the fucking was "vigorous".

Well I do have 1 small complaint: Tom Byron.
Over in ASM he's been called Tom "shoe polish hair" Byron.
He is ... "icky".
 
Peter North provided a rock hard performance with a very
beautiful blond.  A yummy erotic scene made much better with 
an MBT honey grinding my flannel clad balsa woody.

I told her I was there to learn how to star in porno movies.

She offered to be my "fluff girl".  Maybe Bubba knows what a 
fluff girl is.  I'll ask him during my attendence at ASS-CON-1.

-Bob "balsa woody" Smyth