Subject: Gasoline
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Summary: Bob outsmarts a female
Organization: Bob Land

About the perfume problem

Here's another idea (not from RJ)...

Go to Texaco and spill a little gas on a clothing item
(most gas stations have a big sign up near the pumps which
says, "NO SMOKING".  This applies to you).

Then, go home.

When the wifey asks, "Bob!?! why you smell like gas!?!"

"I got some on my shoe at Texaco."

"Well! you are stinking up the house!  Go wash-up in the bathroom!
If you still stink, I want you sleeping in the garage tonight!"

Bob responds with a nasal-lisp, "yes dear."

-Bob "Petrol" Smyth