To: trane@scvnet.com
From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
Summary: Job interview in the mbt Kopenhagen room (SF CAlif)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs
Subject: Anal retentitiveness in the Job market
Organization: ky corp.
Distribution: world

>>>Sax, she ever "catch" you?
>
>Sorry, Bob, she never caught me. I'm not Kat's type. My ass is so tight,
>My ass is so tight, I have to wear padded shorts to bed so I don't bounce
>out when I roll over.

> (Admit it, Bob, the thought of such a tight ass even gives you a little
> bit of a woody...)
> David

True,

I was in Kopenhagen last week where one of the girls asked if she could
slide her hand in my Jammies.

I said,

"No thanks, I can give my-self a hand job, what I want is a Butt-job".

-Bob "Butt-job" Smyth