To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject:Bob's motivations
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David writes:
> Hey, Bob, what are you motivated by? Besides flannel and ferrets...

food
water
warmth
coolness (if i'm hot)
multiple female-like orgasms 
(the ones where you writhe around and SHRIEK with pleasure)
(why did god give girls the best orgasms? what does she have against us men?)
(I guess I'll need to settle for the simple male orgasm where I just utter 
a few grunts & then I'm done for the day)

Lets see what else?....

friendship
serenity
security
excitement
a FAT portfolio of the 10 highest dividend paying dow stocks
muscle car with a serious super charged v-8 under the hood
immortality in a heavenly place
dirt bike (i added this one after I met Ms X.)

-Bob "I'll get back to you with the rest of the list" Smyth