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From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
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Subject: Pajama question
Date: 4 Apr 1996 14:26:22 -0700
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Summary: pajamas = sweatpants?


David asks Bob:

>New sign at Bob's:
>
>"Gentlemen wearing shorts or sweatpants may not receive lap dances."
>
>Honest-to-god.
> Do flannel pajamas count as sweatpants?

Bob responds,

muted plaid, no.

loud plaid, yes.

christmas redNgreen plaid, dunno.

non-plaid "winnie the poo" pattern, should be okay.

Maybe after enough lapdancers get cut by belt buckles and burned by
denim, the sign will read:
"You want a lapdance? wear PJs or sweats."

-Bob "Pajama Expert" smyth