Subject: Can I help?
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>From: anon5192@nyx.net (Bob Smyth)
>Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs
>Subject: Can I help?
>Date: 28 Mar 1996 18:41:03 -0700
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>I'm taking a break. The crap in this group has finally gotten to me. The
>emotional ups and downs of club life have made me depressed.
>
>David
>

David (and Pajama fans),

Sorry to hear that the club life is getting you down.
During your next visit to SF can I buy you a lap dance from Kat?

I'm not sure if you are like ALS; that is that you rarely lap.
I didn't see you "lappin it up" during your last visit.  But if
you are "in the mood" let me buy you one.

Now me; I'm more on the CQue side of the spectrum.  I'll lap almost
anything that moves.  Maybe I should call it the PJ side of the
spectrum because that's what it is.  CQue might actually be quite
picky.

If you are not in the mood for a Kat-lap (tm).  We have another option.
You could watch me give a lap dance to any dancer of your choice.
Of course she would need to pay my going rate (25 cents).  I'm not 
a cheap slut like ALS.  I saw him give a gruntin grind to Tiki for
FREE...

Or here is an option I really like; how about if you buy me a Kat-lap (tm).

-Bob "Kat-lap" Smyth