Subject: Sax, u check Pat B for a wedgie?
From: [email-masked] (Bob Smyth)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs

Saxbeat,

How do you explain the scowl on Pat B's face?

I figure Hillary snuck up behind him,
grabbed his bvd waistband,
and gave him a perma-wedgie (tm).

It sounds like you might have been in a position to ah...
check if...
underwear material was in fact covering his ...
hairy cheeks.

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-Bob "not politically erect" Smyth
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