To: Siren@sirius.com
Subject: Siren's Back?
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I just finished the novel War&Piece.

Now I'm starting to sink my teeth into the latest Bob-spiel.
I just finished the pre-amble and introduction and acknowledgements.

To make it easier on me, I wrote the names of all the characters on my
bookmark.

On the other side of the bookmark I jotted down a few questions
which hopefully will get answered:

Does Bobs have a movie room?
They give away gold medals?
They have any strippers who will pee on your money?
Do they have a DJ like the one in "Exotica"?
Who is the main character?
Who has the most character?
Are the strippers down there REAL women?
If yes, can I lick their......  Harleys?
Is Bobs near a freeway?  Which one?

More questions might come later.

I just checked ass-c on my computer here.

It looks like Siren is back.

WHO LET THAT WOMAN IN HERE??

BOUNCER!


oh, she is the bouncer.
I'll be good.

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-Bob "Like the Exotica DJ" Smyth
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