To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Book 'em danno
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>Earendil: I'm going to Hawaii! Any suggestion?

Check out the beach man!
the beach!

please take pictures for the rest of us.

If any of the pictures have you wearing your speedo,
we don't want to see those.

Also try out the following line on the beach babes:

"Can I fix your wedgie?"

Then, please report back on the sexcess rate.

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-Bob "Aint been there, Aint done that" Smyth
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