To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi Subject: Shin guards at mbt in SF CAlif --text follows this line-- Tom writes: > T0m Eaton: My worst experience at Mitchell Brothers Theater in San Francisco >I will go back but never on a night shes working. I dont even want to see >her again. I can only say: she does NOT deserve your money. >A disgusted fan, >Tom Wow! talk about drama. This is the kinda stuff I just love to read about. I guess we could call this one the "reverse Kat rant". Or, the dancer from mbt hell. Maybe she knows Jabba the "Pocket Protector" Hut. When I walk into that place I put up a special radar which warns me, hopefully, about low mileage situations. I can't say it always works but I do try to keep my wits about me. When I was younger I played catcher in Little League. Maybe I still have my shin guards stored away some where. Hey Mom! You know where my shin guards are!! (Now you know my dark secret; I still live at home at the age of 36) I know who Alex is. I can't say anything negative about her. Even if I could, I would not say it here. She is a knock out, beautiful blond woman. Her stage show makes my mouth water. We are not talking about drool on the bib level, but still she gives a great stage show. Whenever it's her turn to turn NY Live, I start scramblin for a front row seat. I've briefly chatted with her a couple times. I can describe her as polite, quiet, reserved. I've never lapped or bargained with her tho. I'll make a couple points and then get to work on my status report which was due last October. 1. If you are in there and you are picking up low mileage vibes off the bat, look for a polite exit. To be specific, if $10 does not make her smile, you are getting low mileage vibes. If she likes the $10 and then really likes your lap, by all means, start feeding her $20s. 2. Try to lap with women there who have treated you well in the past. I tend to shy away from girls I've never lapped with. If she is persistent, I'll put her through the $10 low mileage vibe test. 3. If you ask her to dance rather than her-you, then you are at a disadvantage. 4. Dont "dink around"; have your $10 out and ready. I've seen Japanese tourists in there just drive the poor girls bananas. Make the exchange of $$ for lapping easy and graceful. Have change ready and accessible. So those are my 2 points about mbt. One more (positive) thing about Alex. Some guys REALLY like her. One night I saw her on a guy's lap for a long time. It looked like they were just having nice cuddly conversation. I've actually seen that on several occasions; She can't be all bad. I wish she would dial-in and give us her side of the story. Hopefully she will say something incredibly outrageous and (I'll quote Elvira here) "get everyone's panties all in a bunch". Alex, if you read this, I'm the short guy with glasses and plaid PJs. And a short note to Tom, sorry you had to attend the school of hard knocks instead of the enjoyment of a mellow evening. . -Bob "Mom! wheres my shin guards?!?" Smyth .