To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: You passed the Audition
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David writes:
>Please allow me to introduce myself
>I'm the man they call PJ.
>I've been around for long, long years
>Had so many lap, it's hard to say.
>I was 'round when A.L.S.
>Had his moment of doubt and pain
>Made damn sure that Doug Lee
>Cleaned his Glock and sealed His fate

All those in favor of letting David Saxmeat
into the band say "aye"

[a chorus of ayes] 

All those opposed...

[1 meek little no]
[BLAM!]

Well it looks unanimous, David, you and Bubba are in!

This airhead thing could get big.  We might need
to trade in the bus for a pair of Jumbo Jets.

1 for the band
1 for the groupies/entourage

My new to-do list

-Grow my hair
-Buy 2 jumbo jets (paint "Sin Bin" on one)
-Find more groupies
-Put Saxbeat in charge of creative development
-Put Kat in charge of Discipline (& air drums)
-Make Bubba the Air guitarist
-Appoint Ray the lead vocalist
-Get a star f**ck limo for Tiki
-Have Tiger draw up papers to make us go public
 We will sell stock to Hillary; 
 she knows a good investment when she sees one.

This is great; humble beginnings: I just wanted to watch a little MTV with Kat
(maybe get in her PJs) and look where we are headed now!

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-Bob "Jumbo Jet" Smyth
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