To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Bob Smyth visits mbt in sf calif on sat. night
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A few quick words about mbt in sf calif on sat. night

The link between here and penet.fi seems reliable so I'm
using it before it goes stale again.

I got a good parking spot on O'Farrell about 1/2 block away from the
theatre (good sign #1).

No line at the door (good sign #2).

Inside is busy, but not packed (good sign #3)
$35 admission sends them elsewhere which I like.
My business has been doing great so $35 is no sweat.

Full supply of free condoms (good sign #4)

Arrived just in time for the Green Door show (good sign #5)
AND I snaggied a front row seat.

I spent the next few hours wandering about between the various
shows in a relaxed state of mind.  I dont have a photographic
memory so I'll recall a few visual images:

Kopenhagen: Nude laps looked hot!  I watched for awhile until
it looked like one of the girls would want to check out my PJs.
Then I scampered since I might have too much fun (which I was
not ready for yet).  Four girls were working the room; usually
the room only holds two.

Ultra Room: The place was busy.  I couldn't figure out why
all these guys were hanging around with no women in the viewing
area.  It turns out the women were all the way INSIDE the booths
with the customers.  This is the 1st time I've seen that happen
usually they just put a leg in or turn around and bend over.
I wonder what was goin on in those booths???

NY live: Beautiful 2 song set from "Asia".  She looked to be
in her late teens or early 20s.  Very pretty girl.  Not shy
about "lettin me look".

Movie Room:  Got a great lap from Liza.  She DEMANDED that I give
her my ASS-C button.  I told her she should get a computer so
she could talk to guys (and girls too I guess) who have no life.

A funny exchange: She reaches back and squeezes her butt.
I say,
"Checking for wet spots?"
"No, I'm just squeezing my butt."
"If I had your butt, I'd be squeezing it too!"
She laughed.

I asked her if she wanted me to put in a good word for her on the
net.  She said "Sure."

She gave me a great lap dance and she was fun to talk with.

All in all a simple pleasurable evening.

I bought a coffee to-go across the street and hit the road back to SJ
about 1:30.

I stopped for gas in Burlingame.  The CHP had a woman and her shiny
new rx-7 pulled over near the off ramp.  They had her walking around
in her barefeet.  She was wearing a party dress.  I watched the show
while the gas pump was humming.  Eventually they put her in cuffs.
It was then I noticed a lot of stress in her tear streaked face.

Must have been a DUI bust.  I'm glad I don't drink & drive.
I'm glad they got her off the road.  Good job boys.

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-Bob "Another night at the mbt" Smyth
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