To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Bob Responds to Saxbeat's Pathetic Loser post
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Saxbeat!

I just wanted to say "me too!" except for 1 small exception.
I don't have any gold medals.

I do have some round, gold-metallic condom carrying cases which I
picked up during my last visit to MBT in SF Calif.

I'll see if I can create a medallion out of one.

Then, at the CP we could have an olympic type ceremony where the
medallion is placed around my neck while I stand on one of the
plastic chairs and they play the CP national anthem (Ode to Pajamas).

Oh, I guess we need to think of an event which I could win.

Maybe we could have a "dress-down" contest.

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-Bob "Solid Gold" Smyth
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