To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: To the CIA, FBI, INS, FCC, IRS, NSA, FDA, FAA, and BFD
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Hi there,

Sorry about the funny story involving Bill and the stripper.
I really did not mean it.  I was just trying to make a few
pals and gals laugh a little.

In reality, I have a great deal of respect for the American President
and that husband of hers.

Please dont hunt me down and squash me like a bug.

In fact, I'll probably vote for the Clintons.  If the Crazies for
Christ ever put a man in office via the Republican Party, he might
attempt to pass a law which requires the Federal Govt. to place a
clipper chip in each each woman's uterus which sends special signals
to an abortion warning satellite should a pregancy end under
"mysterious circumstances".

Dear God, I hope I'm not too paranoid.

Also Bill would defend each man's right to choose his strip club
without government intervention.
Bill?
Hello Bill?
You back me up on this one?

Also Bill, what do your Pajamas look like?
How about Hillary's ???

.
-Bob "Hillary & Bill in 96" Smyth
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