To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Can I lick your... newsgroup
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Hi,

I created a 3x5 card as a handy reminder to David's post
about keeping this newsgroup clean:

>DO NOT REPLY TO KOOKS -- easy enough
>Wrong group -- briefly tell 'em to post to the right group
>Frequent requests -- point them to the ass-c faq
>Binary postings -- briefly tell 'em to post to the right group
>SPAMs -- I hate the monty python spam song; DON'T sing it around me!
>Cross-posting -- keep # groups small, slim down the group list on a string

Excellent Advice.
In addition...

I'll suggest we hire one of the bouncers from ba.singles. They got a
woman over there who is SERIOUS about net-te-ket.  And, since she's on
the net I don't know what she looks like which means she's gotta be a
10.  But more important, this woman is deadly.  She could kick Bruce
Lee's ass (easy to do since he's dead), she can sing better than
Elvis (easy to do since he staged his death), she's more eloquent than
David, oops, I mean me.

I'd tell who she is but just wander over there yourself and take a peek.
You will see her in action.  If you post a personal ad over there I suggest
you start looking for another isp.  In the meantime, while you are over
there, try to find out what a "boink" is and then report back how we can
have one here.

If she is not interested in a job at our "virtual" Ladies & Gentlemen
club, perhaps someone here could pick up on her methods and become the
self-appointed bouncer.

.
-Bob "swm 36 iso boinkette" Smyth
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